Bill the gnome liked sausages, this posed a bit of a problem since sausages were illegal. Apparently sausages were an addictive hallucinogenic and the cause of the credit crunch, which was driving the price of fishing rods sky high and resulting in a shortage.

Bill thought he felt a tug on his rod. No false alarm. He chewed thoughtfully on a sausage. It wasn’t sausages they had to worry about but fish. He never had caught any fish from the pond, however if he waited long enough he might just get one of those pink elephants he caught last week.