Vlad the Vampire had toothache and for a vampire toothache was a problem. Not that he was afraid of the dentist but rather if Mavis his coffin keeper found out she would be mad and an angry Mavis was dam right scary.

Vlad recalled the time he left his old socks at the bottom of the coffin before going out one night. He still had the scars and ear damage.

The maiden was laid out on the bed naked in the moonlight. Nice neck though he had no idea how he was going to pierce the skin with a straw.